Editor's Note:  The Maple Ridge news article that should appear here is not only abridged but entirely irrelevant to their published photograph.
 
However, Mr. Bing receives the Dumbass of the Week Award for trespassing on the railway then documenting the mistake by having his photo taken.
 
Oh, look, look and see, nice shiny rails.
 
I wonder what that indicates?
 
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William Slim.